It feels like a month since I have recapped this show and all I remember from last week is all the black people making The Cookout Alliance! I forget what they are calling it. Okay so Xander, Naseer (MY FAVORITE PLAYER!) and Shan all have active idols now. Okay, let’s see what happens! The First Individual Immunity Challenge Clearly they don’t know me or my lack of brain cells or inability to remember what name goes to what Survivor.
On the Project Runway recap someone accused me of being Anti-Asian because I mixed up the names on two Asian guys.
Y’all know I try my best to get my names right. I really want to know what Erica decides. I’m just not sure how to dispose of the bodies even if I could do it. Tonight I am trying to draw on her strength. I once saw a “slithering green onion” and my mama hacked up that thing so fast I barely knew what was happening. My parents used to have a really large garden in the backyard when I grew up. She used to hack up garden snakes with a hoe. I just need one of y’all to come remove the bodies when the time comes. I lost last night but I seem to be winning now.
It’s late and I am up fighting a rodent problem.
